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paleredsunday:

Write this on my tombstone

reverseracists:

neighbors in Paris


Straight White Boy Problem #163

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*gf takes the sticker off of snapback* wtf babe now it’s not authentic why did you do that


meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

clubsnuggie:

fun fact: don’t do that

youermeowjesty:

ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

You wouldn’t say it’s getting…. Bananas

alexxmillerr:

😍 holy…

kingsgrave:

elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.

basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.

Evidence has come to light that whales can live for 150 years or more. A harpoon with the date of 1880 in it was removed from a bowhead whale recently. Since whalers (then) didn’t shoot at calves, and whales tend to reach full growth in about 30 years, that makes that whale in the 200 year range.

Now: Imagine what it knew before it died.


laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident

meryylstreep:

This is such an important yet underrated scene.


mugglenet:

Happy birthday to Emma Watson!